Home of The Rainbow Unicorn Waffle Sandwich!
Making all your Dank Dreams Come True!
At Stoner Girl Treats & Eats Café, (Y)Our Food Is 100% Compostable and additionally used for goat and chicken scraps @StonerGirlFarmSanctuary!
We pay our Stoner Babes a living wage & feed those in need daily. You pay more for someone else to eat/Drink free. Pay it forward!
— TREATS —
Handmade & fresh baked daily!
Coconut Caramel Crunch FreakShake, 14.00
A creamy concoction of vanilla & chocolate ice cream w/ homemade caramel sauce, topped w/ crispy fresh coconut & a slice of caramel crunch cake.
Unicorn Vomit Freak Shake, 14.00
A magical blend of strawberry & vanilla ice cream mixed w/ fresh berries, coconut whipped cream, and served with a slice of rainbow unicorn birthday cake and unicorn vomit (edible glitter).
Chocolate Covered Bacun Freak Shake, 14.00
Chocolate Ice cream mixed with chunks of dank hemp brownies, chocolate covered bacun, chocolate ganache, & toasted nuts, topped w/ a slice of Chocolate Cheeba Cake.
Chill Shake, 10.00
Choice of chocolate, Strawberry, Vanilla, Mylk Shake topped w/ hemp seeds.
Rainbow Unicorn Waffle Ice Cream Sandwich, 12.00
Gluten Free Rainbow waffle, stuffed w/ choice of IceCream, unicorn sprinkles, & love.
Check out our grab & go case, full of freshly made Vegan Meats, salads, and sandwiches from our in-house Deli.
Assorted pastries & treats 2.50-6.00
Slice of cake, cupcake, Bean Pie, brownies, pietarts, Danish, quiche, cookies, doughnuts, krispies, scone, cheesecake (raw) & more made fresh daily!
Add house made caramel or chocolate sauce, strawberry jam juice to any treat .50 cents. Toppings Include: fairy floss, toasted marshmallows, nuts, fresh fruit, chocolate covered bacun.
Cone or scoop (1,2, or 3 scoops) + Assorted Ice Cream Treats.
Chickun & Waffles, 15.00
Fluffy GF rainbow waffle served w/ deep fried chikun drummies, fresh kale, fruit, hemp, & agave syrup.
Blazin Wings, 15.00
Deep fried chickun drummies, pan fried, and tossed in mama’s sweet & spicy mumbo sauce. Served with fresh cut fries.
Shrimp N’ Grits, 15.00
Yellow corn grits topped w/ sauteed kale, scallions, garlic, shrimp, & sundried tomato in a blazin buttery sauce.
Add avocado .75
Brooklyn Bodega Cat, 12.00
New Yawk City breakfast sandwich. Vegan tofu egg, cheddar cheese, yellow & green onion, crispy bacun, Italian sausage, sautéed kale, and tomato, drizzled in warm & agave syrup, served on a fresh baked Kaiser roll or choice of bagel.
Unicorn Grilled Cheese, 12.00
House made creamy cashew cheese, rainbow white cheddar, onions, thyme, and rosemary.
Just Toast, 4.20
Sourdough, butter, jam/marmalade (made fresh from fruits on our vegan farm sanctuary in San Miguel, California).
Unicorn Toast, 6.00
Sourdough topped with butter, Rainbow House made cashew-cream cheese, & topped with Unicorn Vomit (Sprinkles).
Classic Cut Fries
Crispy breakfast potatoes, , Fresh fruit, Tofu scramble,Toast ,Crispy Bacun, Baked Mac N Cheese,Sweet Potato Soufflé, Roasted Seasonal Veggies, Crispy Kale Garlic Fries,
— LIT'L MUNCHIES —
Each Lit'l Munchies Meal Comes With 1 Free Scoop Of Ice Cream!
Lit'l Baked Mac N Cheese 9.00
Nannas Baked Mac & Cheese, served side of veggies and cupcake.
Lit'l Chikun & Waffles, 9.00
Mini Gluten Free Rainbow waffle served with fried chikun, veggies, and cookie.
Lit'l Unicorn Grilled Cheesy, 9.00
Mini Unicorn Grilled Cheese, served with fresh cut fries and cupcake.
Lit'l Big Man, 9.00
Mini PB&J with Creamy, Crunchy Peanut Butter, house made Jam, Banana, & Bacun, served with side of veggies and cookie.